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#2 NOW SHIPPING!

#2 NOW SHIPPING!

Posted by on Oct 8, 2014 in Bible History, Bible Myths | 9 comments

Still NOT for kids! If you thought our first book was inappropriate for kids, this volume is barely appropriate for adults! More incest, genocide, talking animals, martyrs, abortion, wrestling, magic, and selficide! What would Jesus do? You might be surprised what His own family thought of Him!  This volume also features a special foreword from...

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Prayer in Public

Prayer in Public

Posted by on Aug 28, 2014 in Bible History, New Testament | 2 comments

Let’s move on to one of the more rebellious acts of an out-of-work carpenter who often ruffled the feathers of the leaders of the day. Imagine for a moment that you are a pastor, standing before your congregation, praying publicly for God to bless this, to fix that, etc… Suddenly a complete stranger storms in – shouting insults, demanding you...

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No Damsel, No Distress

No Damsel, No Distress

Posted by on Aug 28, 2014 in Bible History, New Testament | 6 comments

“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone…” – Jesus This has always been one of my favorite Bible stories – full of compassion, courage, and conviction. It is truly one of the most dramatic examples of Jesus’ morality and worthiness as a leader of men. I don’t think a day goes by that someone doesn’t quote this verse on our Facebook page...

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UNDER GOD

UNDER GOD

Posted by on Jun 23, 2014 in Bible History, New Testament | 3 comments

I recently got into a friendly argument with two old friends from Tulsa and Boise who were (very) upset by a lawsuit in New Jersey that was challenging the “under God” insertion be taken back out of the pledge of allegiance in the public school setting. For them, it was all about a “traditional pledge of a Christian nation” and that atheists were...

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ABOUT OUR PROJECT

ABOUT OUR PROJECT

Posted by on Jun 4, 2014 in Bible History, Funny |

If you thought the bestselling “Go The F***k To Sleep” wasn’t appropriate for children – you haven’t seen anything yet! Combining real Bible verses with whimsical illustrations, “Awkward Moments (Not Found In Your Average) Children’s Bible” offers much more than an irreverent gag gift for the coffee table. “The goal of the...

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AS A CHRISTIAN

AS A CHRISTIAN

Posted by on May 9, 2014 in Bible History, Confusing, New Testament | 2 comments

After getting so much grief for illustrating actual Bible verses, we decided to give the Good Book a break. This illustration should be completely safe to share, as it doesn’t quote any controversial Bible verses at all – just the words of Adolf Hitler. That’s right, this is a mashup for just a few of the words he shared in his 1938 Reichstag speech,...

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