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#2 NOW SHIPPING!

Posted by on Oct 8, 2014 in Bible History, Bible Myths | 9 comments

Still NOT for kids! If you thought our first book was inappropriate for kids, this volume is barely appropriate for adults! More incest, genocide, talking animals, martyrs, abortion, wrestling, magic, and selficide! What would Jesus do? You might be surprised what His own family thought of Him!  This volume also features a special foreword from...

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First Lie, First Question

First Lie, First Question

Posted by on Aug 13, 2014 in Bible Myths, Confusing | 9 comments

Omnipotent? Omnipresent? Omnignorant? I have always gotten a little chuckle that God’s very first words to man in the Bible were basically, “Have sex. Lots and lots of sex!” – Genesis 1:28. Though, even more interesting is that the first words He spoke to Adam alone in Genesis 2 turned out to be a completely lie, a trick of sorts....

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80 QUESTIONS FOR CREATIONISTS

80 QUESTIONS FOR CREATIONISTS

Posted by on Feb 6, 2014 in Bible Myths, Confusing | 16 comments

Following the creation vs. evolution “debate” between Ken Ham and Bill Nye, the team over at BuzzFeed asked 22 self-identifying creationists to write a message/question/note to the “other side”. They are all worth addressing, and I’m sure many other blogs will be responding to questions like, “How do you explain a sunset...

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Satanic Snake?

Satanic Snake?

Posted by on Oct 17, 2013 in Bible Myths, Old Testament | 3 comments

Who really tricked Eve in the Garden of Eden? Let’s not worry about the talking snake for a moment – it’s just too obvious and some people will be quick to correct you that it was a serpent, not a snake! The real concern we have with this story is that your average children’s Bibles (and most churches) have changed the characters. It’s...

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Not One Word

Not One Word

Posted by on Sep 19, 2013 in Bible Myths, New Testament | 24 comments

“But, but – the Old Testament doesn’t matter any more – it was an ancient book! Jesus changed everything – you need to listen to His words!” – Common Christian Rebuttal Alright, well – here are his words… He seems to speak pretty darn clearly about the Law. It wasn’t until the last 50 years that...

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The Harvest

The Harvest

Posted by on Sep 13, 2013 in Bible Myths, Old Testament |

An inside joke that became the inspiration for this entire book. This illustration was originally meant to be a silly inside joke. It emerged from a ridiculous coffee shop argument where a friend swore on her mother’s grave that the urban legend of unsuspecting tourists waking up in hotel bathtubs with organs missing was completely true and “happened all...

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