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Happy Halloween, Jesus!

Happy Halloween, Jesus!

Posted by on Oct 30, 2014 in Confusing, Weird | 8 comments

Trick or Treat! Is there any Halloween costume more terrifying than that of Jesus Christ, the Meek and Mild, the Prince of Peace?   Let’s be honest… if you saw a man walking down the street, mumbling these Bible verses under his breath before later showing on your doorstep – would you really invite him in? Would you actually introduce him...

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To Train Up A Child

To Train Up A Child

Posted by on Aug 28, 2014 in Confusing, New Testament | 22 comments

Now that we’ve gotten one of the most blatant additions to the Bible out of the way, let’s take a look at a story that appears to be quite authentic to the earliest, most original versions of scripture. “Jesus obviously isn’t telling people to kill their children! He’s being sarcastic to show the Pharisees their hypocrisy for focusing on one particular law...

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Keeping Score

Keeping Score

Posted by on Aug 27, 2014 in Confusing, New Testament, Old Testament | 1 comment

(Some images are a little to controversial to share publicly online. This illustration is available in the second book.) As we transition from the Old Testament to the New Testament, I think it is important to take a moment and reflect on an important claim that Jesus made about Himself: “I and my Father are one.” John 10:30 (KJV) “Verily, verily, I say...

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The Kid Gets It

The Kid Gets It

Posted by on Aug 27, 2014 in Confusing, Old Testament | 25 comments

This illustration has been a long time in the making. I’ll never forget hearing this story in church for the first time when I was in college, shortly after becoming “born again.” At the time, I was also slightly obsessed with gangster movies – from the classics like The Godfather and Goodfellas to more modern takes on the genre like Pulp Fiction and...

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More Than A Woman

More Than A Woman

Posted by on Aug 27, 2014 in Confusing, Old Testament | 17 comments

Some images are a little to risque to share online. This illustration and passage are only available in the book.) Oh, calm down, calm down! We’re not implying anything with this illustration! We are simply combining all of the passages that specifically refer to David and Jonathan’s special “relationship” (found in 1 Samuel and 2 Samuel) into a single...

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