Posted by on Oct 8, 2014 in Bible History, Bible Myths | 9 comments

Still NOT for kids!
If you thought our first book was inappropriate for kids, this volume is barely appropriate for adults! More incest, genocide, talking animals, martyrs, abortion, wrestling, magic, and selficide! What would Jesus do? You might be surprised what His own family thought of Him! 

This volume also features a special foreword from evangelical pastor and author Dan Kimball. Skeptical about a verse? Open your favorite Bible and read along! You might be surprised!

Our goal? We want people to really read their Bibles and think about the Good Book – for themselves. We hope these illustrations and commentaries will encourage readers from all walks of faith to ask some important questions – for themselves, for their children, and for their society. If we get a good laugh out of our readers in the mean time – that’s just a bonus!

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INTERNATIONAL PRE-ORDERS: We ship internationally, but it can be expensive. (On average, a single book costs $11 US to ship overseas.) If that is too expensive, we understand and want to let you know that the book will be available via Amazon’s international sites after Sept 1. (Not signed, of course…)

REMINDER: All direct pre-orders will be signed by both Horus Gilgamesh and Agnes Tickheathen and will ship August 17 – several weeks before the public street date of Sept 8. (The book won’t even be available for pre-order on Amazon until after Sept 1.)

Thanks so much for your amazing support of our little project – we could have never done any of this without you!

Cheers!
– Horus G.

P.S. Make sure to get your own copy of Volume #1 before #2 is released! http://www.awkwardmomentsbible.com/order/

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